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Rhysodes is a genus of ground beetle in the subfamily Rhysodinae native to the Palearctic and the Near East.
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Vickie Sutton is an American law professor currently on the faculty of Texas Tech University. Since 2014, Sutton has been on the Texas Task Force on Infectious Disease Preparedness and Response.
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